By Manny Jasus
A short commentary on phones and camping.
“What do you mean ‘No Service’?! We’re in the freakin’ BOONies!”
“HEY! Attitude! We’re here to relax, to unplug for a few days and just be.”
“Well, it sucks! How am I supposed to check Facebook? Or snap my new hiking boots? Can’t even text. SO lame.”
“You liked the idea last week. Remember our compromise? Sleep in a cabin ‘stead of a tent? You agreed. I’m no lawyer, but that seems like a binding contract to me :)”
“Stop smirking. And yeah, but I thought we’d have wifi. Or at least a DAMN signal!”
“MOUTH! And holding it over your head won’t help. We’re miles from a tower.”
“URRrrr!”
“Why don’t you just put it away and chill. You kids still ‘chill’ right? Or is it twerk? I can’t keep ’em straight.”
“Dad, EW! And yeah, we ‘kids’ still ‘chill’. Guess I could just hang.”
“Good.”
“FML! Battery just died!”
“Even better.”
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